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TO: All Staff FROM: Department Management DATE: Fri Oct 24 2025 SUBJECT: Re: Custodial Sweep and Related Measures I wish to commend Human Resoueces for their decisive and visionary “sweep.” Their actions exemplify the initiative outlined in Section 7.2, subsection C, of the Corporate Handbook (Operational Renewal Through Strategic Disappearance). I have spoken with the Chairman, who is most pleased with these necessary decluttering efforts. Let us follow their example: efficient, silent, and faintly mysterious. MOST SINCERELY, GRAHAM NOVAK

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