Scrolling through my feed and everyone’s buzzing about Trump’s potential return. The Dow just dipped below 33k and I’m thinking, how would he even handle this market frenzy? Inflation’s got folks spooked, and the Fed’s playing it coy with rate hikes. Saw someone tweet about how he’d probably try to bully the Fed chair lol. But then again, remember his love for the stock market rallies in 2017? Maybe he’d aim for that again, but can you even pump the market with this crypto chaos? Bitcoin’s been all over the place today, under 25k now. Are we just riding waves of speculation, or is there a strategy here? And what’s with gold prices nudging higher? Safe haven or just a hedge against the chaos he might bring? Dunno. I’m just here watching the tickers like it’s a soap opera.