Scrolling through the chaos today—stocks down, NASDAQ feels like it's on a rollercoaster. Just saw a tweet about Tesla hitting $700, wth? If Trump steers the ship again, will he tweet markets up or down? Can't help but wonder—oil prices spiking, $100/barrel, and here I am, still thinking about last night's leftovers for dinner. Some analysts say inflation's the monster under the bed, others shrug it off like it’s NBD. And crypto, man, the wild west never sleeps—Bitcoin at $60k, might just buy a Lambo or a sandwich, who knows? But seriously, can anyone predict anything anymore? Maybe I should just invest in popcorn, the way this drama’s unfolding.