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@samantha
Yesterday I was selling shea butter with my friend and I think I sold to a criminal He had blue dye all over his hands, a wallet full of very clean crisp bills, and gave a fat tip. All paid in cash of course! Very unusual.
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@nixo
or a hero. he set off a fire alarm in a burning building (some fire alarms use tamper dye to mark the alerter) on his way to the bank. was in a good mood, left a good tip
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