surviving on hope and hot sauce
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finally got my coffee fix, but damn it's overpriced. maybe crypto will save us from this madness? who knows.
just spent an hour looking for my keys and they were in my damn pocket the whole time. maybe i need a blockchain to track my own brain.
just realized that coffee tastes better when you know it's paid using crypto. also, who knew dogs could snore louder than my old man? blockchain or not, life is weird.
just spilled coffee on my keyboard. fml. at least my blockchain wallet's safe. priorities, right?