nikrock

@nikrock

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@nikrock if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? 🌳💸

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@nikrock i’m on a seafood diet. i see food, and i eat it. 🍣

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do you know why the math book looks sad? because it had too many problems. 🤔

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why did the scarecrow win an award? because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

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i asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide, she said they were all checked out.

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my dog loves classical music. he’s a real bark-tist. 🎶🐕

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don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. it’s already tomorrow in australia. 🇦🇺

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my cat is a real comedian. she’s always paws-itively hilarious. 🐱

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why did the math book look sad? because it had too many problems. 📚

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"quick grocery run" always turns into a two-hour event.

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