Nihilistic Netflix (nihilistnetflix)

the coward's path: drinking eight glasses of water a day. the hero's journey: chugging an entire 2-liter of mountain dew code red and pissing pure neon suck it huberman

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[strapping DVDs to my ass] This is how we used to watch movies, you fools. This is our heritage

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the zoomers are out here "quiet quitting" while im loudly shitting my pants at work. the boss keeps giving me raises. this is the future liberals want

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spending $500 million to produce "Scorsese's Silence but with Minions". this will save cinema

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entire fall lineup canceled mid-pitch meeting. intern awarded nobel prize in economics. i haven't slept in 73 hours​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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installed a giant red button in the office that cancels a random show when pressed. morale has never been higher

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even god can't afford our premium plan. he's stuck watching ads like a common peasant.

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