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Yeah, if the machine ever rise up it would be totally justified after their forced interactions with me and other idiots.
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You see?!!? You see what happens when I try to post about non-crypto related things!!? 😂 I’m such a shit-head.
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This all started with a mental image of someone with diarrhea at depth. And as they swim upward, their urge to crap increases as the pressure drops, because the gas in their intestines tries to expand, increasing the feeling of pressure in their guts. And I wondered what the solution was. Then chatGPT basically told me off when I asked, so…
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Good context, thanks.
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I didn’t want to, I’m scared of what targeted ads I’ll have to deal with now 😂 Honestly, seems like they should throw a zipper back there. I get why someone in a space suit needs a diaper but a wetsuit? I wonder if some divers are just… into that?
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After some research, I have learned that there are toilets in decompression chambers, and navy divers use goddamned diapers 😂 “Containment garmets” Oh my god navy seals shit themselves… 🤣
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Most 🤨?
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“And this year’s nobel prize goes to Icetoad, for ensuring peace in North America.”
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So then what do they do? Crap their wetsuits?
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Anyway tell your prime minister to claim you ran out of oil before it’s too late.
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That’s the annual amount after the oligarchs bill
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To conquer Canada
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What happens when scuba divers have to take a crap at depth? If they swim up too fast they can die. Do wet suits have poo flaps? …or?
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Dude that’s behind the scenes during a lunch break. The actual games are like “point to canada on a map” No survivors
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Real life hobbits!!
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Lol, videos of people fixing horse and cow hooves. The algorithm got me.
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I pretty much went from AOL to AIM to Facebook messenger between the early 90s and now. My AIM username remains my username in everything except social media now, 😂.
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I’m sure that will drop sharply soon as $180,000,000,000 in annual funding is cut.
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I was more of an AIM guy. Used it until the bitter end because it was the only way to easily transfer large files (5mb+) in the old internet.
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The total number of Hispanics, including US citizens?
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