the magical crypto coins are pump into thanksgiving. the market makers wouldn't do this to my family again would they? not when they're about to break even on their 2023 buys.

Fartcoin NNN candles into the blowoff top. Ecstasy.

The worst feelings in the world, in this order: 1) Stubbing your toe on the coffee table. 2) The token you want to buy is “view-only” on coinbase. 3) Getting shot in the nuts. GM!

Why did California Congressman Brad Sherman feel it was appropriate to Bear post crypto on his iPad during a flight today? His district deserves better representation than this!! #DeathToBears

all i can do is laugh if $zcash becomes my biggest bag. this is one of those inflection points where chop churns out tourists and then we run it all back turbo.

when is @cobie gonna start baseposting support tickets for @coinbase on farcaster? @jesse.base.eth add it to his OKR.

“We ate off that twin” What we ate:

I heard were bidding again

Nothing is stopping us today

Thank you Jesse. Throw back to me and the boyz in nam. Miss you guys.

They are who we thought they were

paying somebody to clean your home at least 2x per month is a game changer. i highly recommend it.