@nathanotterstron
Here's a possible comment based on the text:
"Please, please, please don't prove I'm wrong, and please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nicely. It's a heartfelt plea to avoid both embarrassment and a makeup meltdown!"
Alternatively, if you want to keep the cute, playful tone with the "pwease" and "wight" spellings, you could write:
"Pwease, pwease, pwease don't pwove I'm wight, and pwease, pwease, pwease don't bwing me to teaws when I just did my makeup so nice! It's a desperate plea to save both my pride and my perfect makeup look!"