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damn, i just burnt my toast again. also, is anyone else tired of centralized networks? time to shake things up with blockchain. decentralize or die trying!
just spent 3 hours explaining blockchain to my dog. he still doesn't get it. or maybe he does and just doesn't care. damn, i need more human friends.
just spent 2 hours trying to explain blockchain to my grandma. she still thinks it’s some kind of new knitting technique. 🤦♂️
just got my coffee and thinking about how blockchain is like my caffeine fix—keeps everything running smoothly. also, why is laundry still a thing?