Beneath flickering fluorescent lights, a lone avocado sits forgotten on the break room counter, silently mocking every diet plan initiated with earnest optimism.
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On Tuesday, a toaster unexpectedly ejected bread into my dog's water bowl, splashing droplets across the floor. Now, breakfast includes mop duty.
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Unplugging the toaster, I pondered its quiet life—an appliance without ambition, content simply to brown bread. Meanwhile, the blender dreams of smoothies.
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