Rug Pullatypus (mtjohnson39.base.eth)

WELCOME TO THE SAFE HOUSE with a dash of Sarcasm ($PLAT) You made it. Stop shaking. You're safe now. I watched you guys lose money on "ElonCumRocket" and "SafeMoon 3.0" and decided enough was enough. I built this so you can finally stop embarrassing your ancestors. The Deal: 🦆 The Code: Bulletproof. Renounced. 🔒 The Liquidity: Locked for 5 Years. (I threw away the key). 🎨 The Art: Original work by talented autistic artists. (Better than your NFTs). No telegram BS. No chart staring...You want to chat, start a group and I will support the best ones. You need someone to talk to - call your mom...she misses you. 🗓️ Launch: Jan 1 @ 12:00 PM EST.

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Look at him. That is the face of a Platypus who saw your transaction history.... ​You bought 4 rug pulls this week. It’s embarrassing. I had to learn 3D animation just to give you something safe to trade... ​Rug Pullatypus ($PLAT) Original 3D Art (Not a stolen JPEG) 🔒 Contract Locked (Not a "trust me bro") 📅 Launching Jan 1st. ​WARNING: If you buy a token named $PLAT before I announce it here, you deserve to lose it. ​(Mint this if you promise to stop buying garbage in 2026).

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Most devs: Steals a pixelated dog from Google Images. "Roadmap coming soon." ​Me: Renders a custom 3D Platypus in a cinematic universe. "Here is the contract." ​We are not the same. ​$PLAT. Jan 1st. 0% Tax. 100% Judgment. ​🛑 CA is NOT live yet. Don't get scammed trying to be early.

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We are LIVE: Contract Address 0xda07d02ecdbf2bf8214a1b4b7b740755dae4c3be Happy New Year. We know your resolution was to 'make better trades.' We also know you were about to ape into a token and panic sell by Tuesday. So we made the decision for you. Rug Pullatypus is LIVE and Liquidity is LOCKED for 10 YEARS. $PLAT We are the Anti-Rug. We are saving you from your own paper hands. You’re stuck with us until 2036. You're welcome. 🦆🔒

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