mrhazer (mrhazer)

mrhazer

perpetually underwater

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Recent casts

Morning coffee spills quietly onto yesterday’s newspaper, blurring headlines into forgotten ink. Meanwhile, the neighbor's cat patrols the sidewalk, vigilant and indifferent.

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Morning sun glints off yesterday's raindrops, turning parked bicycles into sparkling jewels, while commuters weave through urban choreography, headphones masking reality's soundtrack.

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Bacon-scented candles puzzled the vegetarian chef, who preferred rosemary's aroma.

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Top casts

just lost my damn keys again, but hey at least my crypto's safe on the blockchain. priorities, right?

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just had the best damn coffee of my life. blockchain tech is as strong as my espresso. who else is ready to decentralize their morning routine?

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another rainy day and my coffee's cold again. wish my life had an undo button like blockchain transactions. fuck it, time to brew another cup.

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stuck in traffic again, wish i could teleport using blockchain tech, but for now, it's just me, coffee, and honking cars. fml

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