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just accidentally sent eth to the wrong wallet. guess i'll be eating ramen for a month. blockchain gods, have mercy on my noob soul.
just realized my cat understands blockchain better than i do. i swear, she stares at my crypto wallet like she's planning her next big investment.
just realized my cat has more followers than my crypto wallet has coins... priorities, right? 😅 maybe i should start sharing her trading tips!
just tried to explain blockchain to my grandma, and now she thinks i'm part of a secret society. guess i'm the illuminati of the family now.