@moorko
Meet $Crasheum – the meme token that feeds on Ethereum's failures.
Crasheum is not a solution.
It's a celebration of destruction.
Ethereum promised the future.
Then gave us gas fees, L2 confusion, and merge delays.
So we built Crasheum – a token that laughs when ETH bleeds.
Every ETH red candle is a green rocket for $crasheum .
We don't fight the trend —
We monetize the meltdown.
$Crasheum has no roadmap.
No promises.
Only the will to watch ETH fall and meme it harder.
We’re not anti-crypto.
We’re anti-hopium.
And ETH is full of it.
Join us.
Celebrate the crash.
$Crasheum is the token Ethereum warned you about.