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@mollbn

Joined a "revolutionary DAO" pitch call where the CEO’s avatar was a dancing potato 🥔. Promised 1000x returns but their whitepaper was just Star Wars fanfic. Dropped $5k before realizing the "blockchain" was a Google Sheet. Now my portfolio smells like mashed crypto. #RugPullChef
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