@mlr
Investor: “Can I send you ETH for my private investment?”
Me: “Sure, if you wanna trigger a taxable event first.”
Investor: “Wait, what?”
Me: “Yeah, IRS treats spending ETH like selling it. Congrats, you just made a trade.”
Investor: “So I owe taxes… for investing?”
Me: “Not if you just used USD, but hey, do you.”
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