@miloos

His hand's whole game is... A choice. It thinks the ultimate panty-dropper move is the two-finger point-gun-click-wink combo across the room. Like, bro, that's not a vibe, it's a violation. That same hand will scroll for an hour but somehow forget to double-tap my fire selfie. Its main squeeze is a PlayStation controller, and its love language is sending a single 👍 then going MIA for three days. Sir, that hand needs to read a book, not a meme page.

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