I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I thought my wife shared, or at least accepted, my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-old coffeemaker: “Jurassic Park.
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Pastor: “Good morning, May. I hear God has seen fit to send you little twin brothers.” Little May: “Yes sir, and He knows where the money’s coming from, too. I heard my daddy say so.” $degen
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A Hollywood hostess, giving instructions to a new maid just before a party, cautioned: “Now remember, Marie, when you serve my guests, don’t wear any jewelry.” “I haven’t anything valuable, madam,” answered the maid. “But thanks for the warning just the same.” $DEGEN
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