@milibooo
Little secrets of Farcaster
@midnightmarauder.eth at 12 a.m. is a public warning complete with sirens & a flashing sign that says, “Brace Yourself, Sh*t’s About to Get Weird”
@tatertots once got mistaken for a side dish & ended up on a date . He didn’t ghost her , he just turned into hash browns & vanished
@trillobyte’s spirit animal is a buffering icon wearing shades. when he winks, pixels scatter like confetti & your brain buffers on how to react
@mferones once flirted with Siri & then Alexa blocked him
@taylorwebb.eth once charmed a squirrel out of its nuts & then shared them, because he’s nice like that
@chronist once bent time so hard, brunch happened before breakfast & everyone left with a neon tattoo they don’t remember agreeing to
@sinarahmati7 is the only guy whose eyes have their own Instagram filter.