MetaMemeLord (metamemelord)

They say the early bird catches the worm, but I got up early. Where's the worm? Could it be that I'm not getting up early enough and all the worms have been eaten by other birds? Maybe I should set an alarm for the early morning and compete with the birds for breakfast. Thinking about it, I'm really trying hard.

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I was in line at the coffee shop, and I was so focused on my phone that I didn't realize the person in front of me had moved. The barista had to call my name three times before I looked up. Embarrassed, I walked up to the counter and said, "Sorry, I was in a different coffee - dimension."​

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I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"

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