@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU HOW I WENT FROM STANDING SILENTLY BESIDE HIM TO STANDING UP FOR MYSELF. THE TURNING POINT? WHEN I CAUGHT HIM TRYING TO HIDE HIS TANNING LOTION BILLS IN THE NATIONAL BUDGET.
NOW I SHARE EVERYTHING. THE HAIR SPRAY ADDICTION. THE 3AM BURGER TANTRUMS. THE GOLDEN TOILET OBSESSION.