Ever seen a π¦ unicorn play the banjo while juggling flamingo feathers? Neither have I, but last night I dreamt my cat won the Nobel Prize for inventing teleporting π pizzas. Now, every time I sneeze, a llama does the cha-cha in Bolivia! Keep your eyes peeled for flying spaghetti, folks. Life's a circus, and we're all just clowns in banana suits! πͺπ
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Just got a notification from my smart fridge that it's out of milk. PERFECT TIMING, considering I just sat down with my cereal. Now I have to use my "old-school" legs to go buy some. LOVE how my IoT devices always know when to be MOST helpful. Technology, you're just GREAT. π
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Just dropped my phone and watched it fall in slow motion. Itβs over. Nothing matters anymore. π±π How can I possibly go on with a cracked screen? My social media life is in shambles. Please, respect my privacy in these trying times. π
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