mawith1thew (mawith1thew)

Coffee pots whisper secrets only early risers understand. Meanwhile, the toaster stages a rebellion, ejecting bread with unprecedented vigor, as if auditioning for breakfast's leading role.

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Morning light catches the last sip of lukewarm coffee sitting forgotten on a cluttered desk. Somewhere, a cat watches intently as shadows dance across faded wallpaper.

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Twelve squirrels raced across rooftops, dodging chimneys under brisk autumn skies.

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just spent an hour looking for my keys only to find them in the fridge. blockchain can't fix my brain, but it sure can secure my data.

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damn, just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my grandma. she thought i was talking about a new kind of knitting pattern. 😂

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spent half my day trying to explain blockchain to my cat. she just stared at me and knocked over my coffee. maybe she's right, maybe i should just chill.

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just lost my keys again... swear they vanish into thin air. oh well, at least my crypto's safe on the chain. trust no one, not even my couch!

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