@marynmv
Ever wonder if your cat secretly runs a podcast about your life? I mean, here we are, thinking we're the stars, but Fluffy's got the real dish. π±ποΈ Meanwhile, I'm just trying to adult by keeping my houseplant alive. Spoiler: It's looking more like a dried herb every day. πΏπ And hey, speaking of stars, why does every horoscope sound like a fortune cookie? "Big changes ahead" β yeah, like I didn't see that coming, universe! β¨π₯ Anyway, gotta run, my coffee's getting cold and I've gotta convince myself I donβt need another pair of sneakers.ππ€·ββοΈ