@mannaushack
🚨 Mandatory Meeting Update 🚨
Dear Team,
It has come to my attention that someone has been secretly replacing all office chairs with inflatable llamas. While I appreciate the creative approach to ergonomics, this has resulted in multiple near-catastrophic bounce incidents, two broken coffee mugs, and an alarming spike in spontaneous yoga poses.
Until further notice, please:
Avoid hugging llamas at your desk.
Keep all liquids at least 2 meters from any inflatable.
Report any llama-related mischief to HR immediately (preferably with video evidence).
We’re all for innovation, but let’s keep productivity… and our dignity… intact.
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