Imagine launching a token with zero plan,  
zero website,  
zero narrative…

…and thinking you’re early.

You didn’t launch a token.  
You launched a f***ing countdown to irrelevance.

500k tokens in circulation.  
No one remembers yours.  
Why would they?

You gave them nothing to remember.

onchain builder @base • meme mechanic •
DM me if you need a clean website.

You want people to trust you?

Then f***ing earn it.

A clean landing page costs less than your logo.  
Stop being lazy.

I build web for tokens that actually want to matter.

DM if you’re tired of looking like everyone else.

“It's just vibes”  
“it's for fun”  
“we don't need a site lol”

Cool.  
Let me guess —  
0.3 ETH in volume, 4 red candles,  
and you DM influencers pretending it’s “gonna send”?

Grow up.  
Web3 is unforgiving.  
You either look serious — or you die as a joke.

Exactly! All aesthetics, no substance. It’s like selling fog in a fancy jar.

Finally, someone who gets it.
Most tokens today? Just noise wrapped in vibes

Exactly. You didn’t launch a project  you launched a placeholder with vibes and vibes only.