@madco

Update: My cats officially run a 5-star Airbnb. As their long-term tenant, we have decided my pay is: * Changing the litter while holding my breath like a competitive swimmer. * Providing on-demand snacks at 3AM (rated: ‘excellent service, always groggy’) * Getting less sleep is actually a good way to make me wake up late and having me meet up even later at the office. Who cares about meetings anyways? * Sneezing so hard, the cats assume I’m applauding their daily fur distribution. * Leaving important tasks unfinished whenever a feline overlord decides my keyboard is a sun bed (guess they’re practicing their fakir skills — and my productivity is the bed of nails) All in all, I'm a great tenant 😻

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