@machinemiller
As per the memo filed in HR’s pigeonhole, all manifestations on the 8th floor are off limits until further notice.
A decision to reopen said manifestations will be voted upon by all employees if your fellow colleagues reach a majority consensus at the last biannual weekly vote for 2025 financial year. Results of the vote will be actioned immediately, upon the Chairman’s final decision.
To take part in this vote you must email a note and place it in the suggestions bowl situated inside cubical 1 of the men’s bathroom. Don’t forget to close the lid of the voting bowl and press the voting button on top.
Your say means the world to us. You are the reason business is booming.
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