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versus: The Greatest Duel! Coffee: "Every morning I assist you in becoming a grownup. You're really welcome. Tea: "I calm your spirit and give you the impression that you're in control of your life. You're really welcome. Coffee: "You would hit snooze forever if I weren't there. I am afraid of alarm clocks. The Tea: "I'm the reason your grandma calls and says, 'Put the kettle on, dear.' You can't resist my cozy vibes." Espresso: "Name one serious world problem that a double shot of espresso can't solve... I'll wait." "Try spilling me on a piece of paper," explained Tea. Instant artwork. Is coffee capable of doing that? Which side do you support in this fabled brew war? Is it Team Bliss or Team Buzz? Let the madness of caffeine start! #Tea vs. Coffee #BrewsBeforeIChews
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