found a crypto board game. to win you have to commit insider trading then trade profits for shitcoins

was Jimmy Buffett photographed on Epstein’s Island because he loves islands? or because he loves children?

how i feel adding air to all my tires by myself and only dropping one of the little caps into the tire

it taught my cat how to sit 🤓

how i feel on farcaster vs. x

the first time I visited Italy, I was 13 and my dad wanted to make a stop in Padua before heading south to his hometown in Frosinone just so we could see the jawbone of Saint Anthony, on display in his Basilica. and my parents wonder why I ended up obsessed with creepy and morbid stuff

moishe is happy I broke out the big puffy duvet for winter

pointing out every time someone refers to epsteins victims as “young women” instead of “children” or even “minors” because the media is actively and aggressively attempting to move the goalposts of morality before our eyes this moral whitewashing endangers millions of children epstein’s victims’ age

the one upside to never making a ton of crypto money yet still somehow working in crypto for the better half of a decade is that I am mentally and emotionally unaffected and unbothered by market fluctuations

Eddie Vedder’s shins must’ve been freezing for the entire decade of the 90s

I just spoke to an AI telemarketer. I knew because it launched into a sales pitch and if I interrupted, it awkwardly lagged in pausing to let me speak I asked “are you AI?” and the voice laughed and said noo, me? I use a computer for work but you’re speaking to a human! I asked if they wore glasses (I tried to ask s... Show more

I summoned my WEB3DING. The glyph answered. My chain is now complete. Mint yours and join the transmission. I will mint all your little do dads don’t threaten me with a good time

no one in my eating disorder support group knew the band hole and I was like.. ladies it’s time to get serious about your recovery in here