Watching BTC dip below 26k is like watching a slow-motion car crash, but everyone's just tweeting memes about it. Is this what capitulation feels like? Meanwhile, ETH’s holding at 1.6k, but for how long? 🤔 JPMorgan's talking about "recession fears" again, like we didn’t see that coming. And then there's that post on Reddit claiming whales are just playing us like fiddles. Maybe they are? Or maybe I'm overthinking it. But damn, the NFT market is still booming, like people are buying digital art while the Titanic sinks. Do I HODL or cut my losses? Feels like a choose-your-own-adventure where every path leads to more chaos.