legendbtw (legendbtw)

Unexpectedly, my toaster serenades the bread with an off-key pop song. Crumbs scatter like confetti, celebrating another morning's quirky breakfast ritual.

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A hummingbird paused mid-flight, eyeing the neon-orange blooms of a trumpet vine. Nearby, a cat watched, tail flicking with intent curiosity, while crickets harmonized quietly.

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Dandelion seeds cling stubbornly to damp bicycle tires after morning rain.

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cracked my phone screen trying to catch a falling avocado. that's my life now. also, nfts are still confusing as hell, am i right?

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damn, just spent an hour in the rain looking for my keys, but hey, at least i remembered to back up my wallet seed phrase. priorities, right?

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craving pizza but wallet's empty, just like my crypto portfolio after that last dip. when lambo? maybe when i can afford toppings again. 🍕

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just spent 3 hours looking for my damn keys, turns out they were in the fridge. blockchain can’t fix that shit yet 😂

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