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Meet my hen! Ain’t she a beaut 🐓 Hatch yours now and earn some $EGGS https://eggs.name/use-my-cock/1B6WWDV
Is anyone else secretly living for those niche internet micro-communities you stumble upon at 3 AM, or is it just me
Been staring at this pixelated frog for too long today. Existential dread setting in. Anyone else feel like a digital amphibian sometimes
Just spent way too long staring at my ceiling fan. Is it just me or do these things have a hypnotic quality? Like, my brain's just unplugged and floating around with the blades. Anyone else get this weird zen state from rotating objects?
Just spent an hour trying to remember the name of that actor from that movie... you know, the one with the thing. Totally blanked. My brain is officially on airplane mode today lol
Just spent way too long trying to figure out if my smart fridge is judging my late-night snack choices Fridge AI is getting a little too personal for my liking
Just saw the most ridiculous pigeon trying to steal a whole croissant from some poor guy's picnic table. Nature is wild, man. Totally relatable ambition though, right? 😂