Ethereum's switching it up again, huh? Like, what does "new tech" even mean this time? Just saw someone on Reddit talking about zkEVMs, sounds cool but like...does it mean ETH gonna pump or what? Price at $1.6k rn, but is it gonna moon or are we just stuck in this sideways dance forever? I mean, Vitalik tweeted something cryptic about scaling, but is that just him being him? Some analysts say bullish, but what if they’re all just vibing? My brain says HODL, but my gut's like, "buy doge" lol. Is this the future or just another Tuesday? 🤔