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Hey, you made it. Happy Birthday. Wanna satirize the birthday song with me? My first one was:
Happy Birthday to you,
You look like an old shoe 👞,
Your skin is a dried out,
And leathery too
Later, I changed it to,
I can’t look at you,
Your skin is all wrinkled,
And leathery too
After that
Happy Birthday to you!
Now please let me through!
My stomach is cramping,
Like I have to poo!
Later
Happy Birthday to you,
I’m real sorry too,
I sneezed on the cake,
And I have the flu.
After, I thought it would be funny if it was casual…
Happy birthday, to you, friend.
You know, standing here in front of this cake, having a good look at it and you,
I am struck with the similarities between it, and you.
It looks unhealthy
And full of fat too 1 reply
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