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Lauren Messner
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Ex-VC. I like making bread (literally and figuratively)
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Girl dinner
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Today’s a great day bc I beat the ladies record for the home course competition at my golf simulator club. I originally held the best score with a 92. Today I shot an 83!!
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Bf drew me a candlelit bath with a lavender bath bomb. Then hand delivers an ice water, cappuccino, and cookie. And while I’m relaxing he’s booking flights for our trip in March
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Bf: come over Me: no I need to get work done Bf: *sends this picture* Me: ok I’ll work from your place
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At an AYCE sushi spot Everyone else: “what’s the sushi record here” Me: “how many pieces does someone need to eat to no longer be profitable”
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Meeting bfs parents for the first time and im NERVOUS 😅
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I don’t think I have a single brain cell clocking in today. I’ve already taken the wrong subway to the wrong location at the wrong time and couldn’t remember my own name when I finally ordered coffee
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This is so low TAM but if anyone is interested in learning Hebrew I HIGHLY recommend Citizen Cafe
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I love my life
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HIGHLY recommend buying cheap cameos and writing ridiculous prompts to gift friends. Spent $25 on Ranjit from How I Met Your Mother congratulating my bf on breaking his 3 years of celibacy
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Merry Christmas!
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My dad is not religious but tonight at dinner he was saying that it would be fun to go to midnight mass. He texted our family group chat this picture. He Irish exited OUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER to go to a random church’s midnight mass
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I don’t think tv shows should exceed an hour long. If I wanted to watch something for that long I’d put on a movie
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Anyone have health insurance recommendations? Work reimburses up to $1k. Just for me no dependents
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Type B sister is trying to bake cookies and it’s stressing me out. Recipe calls for softened butter and the stick is still in the refrigerator
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