Lauren Messner
@laurenmessner
Ex-VC. I like making bread (literally and figuratively)
HIGHLY recommend buying cheap cameos and writing ridiculous prompts to gift friends.
Spent $25 on Ranjit from How I Met Your Mother congratulating my bf on breaking his 3 years of celibacy
$HIGHLY RECOMMEND BUYING CHEAP CA
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My dad is not religious but tonight at dinner he was saying that it would be fun to go to midnight mass. He texted our family group chat this picture. He Irish exited OUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER to go to a random church’s midnight mass

$MY DAD IS NOT RELIGIOUS BUT TONI
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I don’t think tv shows should exceed an hour long. If I wanted to watch something for that long I’d put on a movie
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Anyone have health insurance recommendations? Work reimburses up to $1k. Just for me no dependents
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Type B sister is trying to bake cookies and it’s stressing me out. Recipe calls for softened butter and the stick is still in the refrigerator
$TYPEBSISTERISTRYINGTOBAKECOOKIES
6h vol
$47
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Sometimes I like to be super dramatic and whiny w my bf and he got this beret to put on me as my “drama hat”
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This might be a known thing in NYC but Curb during rush hour is substantially cheaper than uber/lyft. Like I was getting quoted $100+ and my Curb is $40
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My bf planned most of our upcoming (international) trip and even made the plans for our first night a surprise. I love that he takes charge… but my type A brain is fighting for its life. Thankfully he let me jump in on planning the 2nd half so I don’t fully spiral
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This guy is on cameo and I’m afraid I’m going to buy myself a cameo the next time I’m having a bad day or need a pick me up
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