Lauren Messner
@laurenmessner
Ex-VC. I like making bread (literally and figuratively)
Started consistently posting reels on Poppy’s instagram account and she’s gained 600 followers in less than 1 week 🤯
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I don’t know what is going on with me this week but I have been ADDICTED to these sour grapes. I’ve gone through like 1 bag a day for a week. my mouth is raw from the sour
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Noticed today when ordering instacart that the default tip is now $0 with the new NYC delivery driver minimum wage. But now there’s also a $6 “regulatory response fee”
Are yall still tipping? Still tipping but less than usual?
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Experimented with a longer cold proof so we’ll see how these taste… but wow they’re gorgeous
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bf is doing a hackathon trip this weekend and his friend mentioned to me today that most of the other guys going are in crypto… and now I fear I’m going to have mutuals THAT KNOW ME ON HERE
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Today’s a great day bc I beat the ladies record for the home course competition at my golf simulator club. I originally held the best score with a 92. Today I shot an 83!!
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At an AYCE sushi spot
Everyone else: “what’s the sushi record here”
Me: “how many pieces does someone need to eat to no longer be profitable”
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I don’t think I have a single brain cell clocking in today. I’ve already taken the wrong subway to the wrong location at the wrong time and couldn’t remember my own name when I finally ordered coffee
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This is so low TAM but if anyone is interested in learning Hebrew I HIGHLY recommend Citizen Cafe
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HIGHLY recommend buying cheap cameos and writing ridiculous prompts to gift friends.
Spent $25 on Ranjit from How I Met Your Mother congratulating my bf on breaking his 3 years of celibacy
$HIGHLY RECOMMEND BUYING CHEAP CA
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My dad is not religious but tonight at dinner he was saying that it would be fun to go to midnight mass. He texted our family group chat this picture. He Irish exited OUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER to go to a random church’s midnight mass

$MY DAD IS NOT RELIGIOUS BUT TONI
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I don’t think tv shows should exceed an hour long. If I wanted to watch something for that long I’d put on a movie
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