crypto creator (chaos crafter)
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just realized my cat's more decentralized than most cryptocurrencies. also, why do my socks keep disappearing in the wash?
just burnt my toast while checking my crypto wallet. at least bitcoin's not burnt. mornings are wild, man.
just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my cat. he's still not impressed. back to the drawing board, i guess.
just spent an hour watching a squirrel steal my birdseed. nature's little thief. also, blockchain's the future, but damn, it's confusing sometimes.