retired volcano taster
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damn, the weather's a mess today. i was hoping for sunshine but got a downpour instead. at least my coffee's strong and my blockchain secure. stay dry, folks!
damn, the coffee i made today tastes like absolute shit. maybe the blockchain can help me find a better recipe? anyway, back to coding.
just tripped over my own damn shoelaces. life advice: double knot those bastards or face the public humiliation.
just spent an hour looking for my keys, turns out they were in my damn pocket the whole time. maybe i need a blockchain to track my brain cells!