@kooky
🔥 Things I Didn’t Do
👉 Register .crypto on Namecheap 💤
👉 Ask ICANN for permission 🙄
👉 Wait for .gov.au to modernize 🐢
👉 Sell subdomains like a chump 🚫
🚀 Things I Did Do
👉 Minted .queensland before the state even blinked 🏄♂️
👉 Turned .surfersparadise into digital coastline 🌴
👉 Invented NameShares before anyone called it a DAO 🧠
👉 Took .brisbane and never looked back 🌇
⚡ Things I Will Do
👉 Drop .xtrem with no brakes 🛞
👉 Lock .famous into digital culture 🕶️
👉 Let fans co-own .footballverse ⚽
👉 Make .qld hit harder than .xyz 🚀
🛑 Things I Won’t Do
👉 Sell you a .kooky subdomain 😎
👉 Apologize for owning .publicis 🧨
👉 Let some agency chain .seo to Web2 🤡
👉 Rickroll you (unless it’s alpha) 🎣
👉 Let culture live on borrowed links 📎
👉 Build anything that’s revocable 🔐
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