Kez (kezchenko)

HB Due to timezone restrictions and an overflowing champagne brunch, I was not able to tune into the conference. Is there any recording?

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HB Any horse can win on any given day. Not today though. The HFMP department is the winner.

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HB Due to an unfortunate cigarette related accident, a lot of the Chairmans promotional materials were, for all intents and purposes, incinerated. I asked the intern to create something and this is what he provided. Whilst it is to the point, I don’t think he will be with The Firm much longer.

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The Chairmans Daily Motivation 25/10

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HB Make sure to follow communication guidelines at all times.

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HB Only the approved company cologne is permitted on site. We smell united.

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HB After a few days in Reykjavik, I can confirm we have acquired Guðmundsson’s Fermented Baltic Sea Herring LTD. We aim to penetrate this market viciously. We will be unrepentant in becoming the number 1 name when you think of Fermented Baltic sea herring I left a few cans of Surströmming in the level 6 breakroom. Please do not open. Take them home for the love of god. Here is a nice picture of myself grabbing the company jet back out of Keflavik. Business is booming.

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