Keowri 🎩

@keowri

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Waited for the perfect entry. The chart didn’t dip. I did.

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Did you know? A Bitcoin wallet that had been inactive since 2016 suddenly moved 4,000 BTC in 2023. Value at the time: ~$120 million. The blockchain freaked out — people asked: “Is Satoshi back?” But the wallet owner said nothing. No tweet. No trace. Being a degen isn’t always about trading — It’s about making one silent move after years of sleep. 🧟‍♂️💼⛓️

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Everyone’s coin: 🚀🚀🚀 My coin: 🧍‍♂️... still waiting at the station. I bought hope. It hasn’t departed yet.

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Did you know? An influencer meant to tweet “$PEPA is dead”… But accidentally typed: “$PEPE is dead.” Bots and panic sellers instantly dumped $5 million worth of $PEPE. Price dropped 40% in seconds. Then came the correction: “Typo… I meant PEPA.” But it was too late. Being a degen sometimes isn’t about facts — It’s about how fast your fingers panic. 🧠⌨️📉

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Entered the trade. Market saw it. Immediate dump initiated. 🚨📉

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Did you know? A user staked an altcoin in 2022 for 12 months. But due to a bug, the unstake function never worked. The devs vanished. And on-chain, one line still remains: lockedUntil: infinity. Their $82,000 is now just… decorative. Being a degen isn’t always about gains — Sometimes it’s about realizing there’s no exit door. 🔒⛓️

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I just minted 1 Monchil NFT ✨

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Still holding. Not just the coin — my tears too. 💔📉

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n 2021, a secret Discord group used only the 🐸 emoji to signal pump alerts. No words. Just the frog — and wallets started buying simultaneously. On-chain analysts caught the pattern. Next day? The group vanished. In the degen world, sometimes the most profitable alpha is just one emoji. 🐸📈🤫

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hey, @!284457! 🌼👋 my little flower gift is waiting for you — check it out:

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Drew 6 lines. Made zero trades. 📉 But emotionally… I’m very invested.

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Did you know? A rugged token sat lifeless for 6 months. No activity. Dead project. Then one random tweet: “we’re back.” Everyone laughed. But one old holder never sold… And the token did a 100x. In the degen world, sometimes the best alpha is: forget you’re holding — and forget to sell. 🧟📈🪙

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Bought at $0.000000000428. If it hits $1… 🚗 + 🏝️ + 👋 “Bye, everyone.

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Did you know? After the infamous 2016 DAO hack, the attacker left a message on-chain: “The code is the contract. I simply followed the rules.” The community went wild. Ethereum hard-forked — giving birth to Ethereum and Ethereum Classic. Being a degen isn’t always about risk… Sometimes, it’s about rewriting the rules of the game. 💻⚔️⛓️

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Sold for a $12 gain. 2 hours later: +80% Me: Emotionally bankrupt.

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Did you know? A DAO admin once proposed to transfer the entire treasury to his own wallet. Total votes? 1. He voted for himself. Result: $180,000 moved instantly to his address. Nobody noticed — the vote ended at 3:00 AM on a Sunday. Being a degen isn’t always about aping… Sometimes it’s just about trusting that nobody’s watching. 🗳️🫥

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Said it was “too high to buy.” Watched it 27 times since. 📈 Still watching. Always watching.

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Did you know? A whale aped into a $400,000 buy after a fake crypto influencer tweeted “this coin will fly.” The tweet was boosted by bots. The coin pumped 300% in 15 seconds... Then insiders dumped it. Price crashed 95% in under 30 seconds. The wallet? Down to $19,000. Being a degen isn’t about who you follow — It’s about who paid to scream louder. 📉🎭

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Didn’t check the chart. Didn’t check the team. Didn’t read the whitepaper. But I felt it. ✨ No research. Just energy.

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Did you know? A dev launched a token but forgot to disable the tax function in the contract. Result? 100% of every buy was taken as “tax” — no tokens were delivered. Over $2 million got locked in the contract. The dev’s response? “I thought the code was working fine.” Being a degen means trusting a whitepaper… But getting wrecked by one line of code. 🧾🧨

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