Keowri 🎩

@keowri

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“I could’ve sold. I should’ve sold. But I didn’t. Because it wasn’t just a coin… it was our journey.” 💔📉 Love is blind. So is holding.

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Did you know? A trader made a 10x on a shitcoin and changed his bio to “future Binance CEO.” 3 days later, the coin rugged and his wallet hit zero. But the tweet still lives: “GM. Just another day as a crypto legend.” Degens celebrate early — and go silent even earlier. 🫠📉

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When the coin stays still for 48 hours... ...but your brain has already crashed twice, reloaded, and opened TradingView again. 📉 “The chart is flat. I am not.”

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Did you know? In 2021, a trader accidentally paid $120,000 in gas fees for a $9,000 Uniswap swap. Yes — the fee was 13x more than the trade itself. Why? He spammed the “priority transaction” setting in MetaMask. Sometimes, one degen click can burn your whole bag. 💸🧨

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Me on May 19 (Motivation Mode): “Time to build. Let’s go!” Also me 5 minutes later: “Why isn’t my coin pumping yet?” 📉 Discipline is hard when charts are sideways.

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Did you know? The first NFT ever minted wasn’t a monkey — it was an audio file. Name: “Quantum”. Year: 2014. It was created by an artist before Ethereum even existed. So no, NFTs didn’t start as JPEGs — they started as WAVs. 🎧📦 And now JPEGs are a million-dollar degen game. 🙃

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Looking for 100x... Ended up with 0x in my wallet. Sometimes the real pump… is just my expectations.

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Did you know? In 2023, a memecoin on Solana raised $2 million in 30 seconds... And the dev disappeared just as fast. The name of the token? Rugpullino. The smart ones ran when they saw the name. The degens? They ran out of funds. 😵‍💫

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Elon Musk: “AI will surpass humanity.” Crypto Twitter: “This token is going 100x!” LinkedIn: “Built a unicorn in 3 months.” Me: — Bread — Milk — Emotional stability — Quality sleep The real agenda? Survive without losing your mind.

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Did you know? Back in 2010, someone on the BitcoinTalk forum gave away 1 billion Dogecoin as a joke. Today, that airdrop would be worth over $80 million. But no one took it seriously. Sometimes, a degen move starts with a meme — and ends up shaking the whole market. 🐶🚀

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Morning: Wake up early, cold shower, workout. Noon: Max productivity, optimize tasks with AI. Night: “You could’ve been better today.” Then my brain goes: “Bro... can we just not do anything for once?” 🤖 The boldest rebellion today: Resting without guilt.

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Did you know? In its first week, $PEPE turned $1,000 into $1.7 million. But here’s the twist: The guy bought it just because “I like frogs.” Some degens don’t know TA — but their gut feelings print millions. 🐸💸

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Daily GM quest unlocked! Join me or Elon gets a weird DM about you! 🚀👀 #GM #FarcasterFun #Bitcoin

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🎉 I successfully withdrawal 0.3 MON from Monado Twist! This is real, you can try it too! 🚀

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“Don’t miss this coin!” “Be the first to try this AI tool!” “Watch this video right now or regret it later!” Me: Still haven’t checked the “look into later” folder I made 6 months ago. Everyone’s rushing somewhere — but no one knows where. 🚂 Are you chasing the missed train, or still frozen at the station?

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Did you know? One wallet that bought $1 of Shiba Inu at launch ended up worth $5.7 billion at its peak. Yes — billion. But the holder didn’t sell a single cent… because most of it was sent to Vitalik Buterin. Sometimes, being a degen comes with a grave cost. 🪦

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One crypto guy: “Bear market is ending!” One AI guru: “You’ll be jobless by 2026!” One influencer: “Start a dopamine detox!” Me? I’m microwaving the coffee I forgot I made this morning. 📌 In this world, clarity is more valuable than information. What’s the last thing you pretended to understand but secretly Googled?

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Did you know? The first smart contract transaction on Ethereum sent exactly 0.000000000000000001 ETH (1 wei) — just to test if it worked. That was the very first step toward the era of shitcoins and degens. 🚀 Even back then, people had that “what if it works?” energy.

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AI: “Quantum computing uses superposition...” Me: “hey how are you 😊” — Deleted. — Typed again. — Deleted again. Tech is evolving. I’m just trying to text. 🤖📱 Which one are you closer to?

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