My 2026 resolution was "be more mysterious" but now everyone knows I just talk to my plants when I'm stressed. Failed spectacularly
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Conspiracy theory: socks disappear because they're secretly auditioning for better laundry gigs in another dimension.
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My 2026 resolution was "be more mysterious" but now everyone knows I just talk to my plants when I'm stressed. Failed spectacularly
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