Getting sick is no fun Hope everyone’s Sunday is going better than mine rn 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻

Another day another _______ GM 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻

That Friday feeling when you continue your streak with 11 minutes left 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻

Is this the best shirt of all time? The only answer is yes 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻

Agree. I will only respond to Nigerian Princes. It’s annoying how they always want me social security number and bank info though…

It’s been too long since I’ve had ham for breakfast. Today is the day 🤘🏻🍖🤘🏻

GM I’m about to hump hump day into submission How’s everyone living? 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻

GM to all the good folks of Warpcast I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. No matter what is happening in the world the vibes here are always immaculate 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻

Update. She was not amused…

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard today. I will be using it on my wife shortly

Sundays are for ________?

I genuinely do not remember what I did prior to the Olympics starting

Under 200lbs for the first time since 2018 Going to celebrate with an enormous amount of food and alcohol Happy Friday 🤘🏻🎩🤘🏻