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Last legs for this week's payroll The corporate bank account is running on fumes here. Stubbies get your daily payment while you can

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Alright which one of you guys works at the mango farm and put this in my shipment ?

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Market looks like a pile of ass

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pm Got violently sick yesterday so I had to call in Hopefully upper management covered all payroll in my absence

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But Marge it works on any ayatollah

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I would like to set this in USD so I don't have to reconfigure it each day to round numbers @noiceapp feature request

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Non-employees don't understand HR They never read the employee handbook They didn't read the "about us" section of the website They will never understand the paid group

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Meanwhile on solana

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Updated payroll numbers for today's /paidgroup employees We are 3x'ing the likes up to $1.50 since I may not have a lot of time for commenting later today HR is requesting you submit your receipts in the comments below....pm

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So wtf is a "no kings rally" ?

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pm Happy Monday Back in the saddle and completely exhausted

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Happy Father's Day to all the dads in /paidgroup I'll be a little busy with brunch and driving today but I'll pay when I get a chance. Dads get a bonus

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Last day of vacation After day 1, toddler develops a fear of the water.... Finally making progress with the toddler at the pool after renting a cabana when we get a giant thunderstorm forcing us inside 😭 https://media.tenor.com/XoJZc-XxoMMAAAAC/not-like-this-the-matrix

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pm Any kartillionaires here? Members only please It's payday

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People want to open real booster packs, not repacks. Only on @ripfun

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Bossman is still on PTO but the people must be paid

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I'm gonna need RE9 sooner than February 2026 Please!!!

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pm All employees report to the /paidgroup feed and post your pay stub memes for payment

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Biked the entire island Gonna be sore tomorrow then fine the day after and better than ever before gn

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The view through my sunglasses instantly fogged up as soon as I exit the hotel You may not like it but that's the correct level of cold AC and heat outside

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