Spending more time naming variables than writing them
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Been staring at the ceiling all day, thinking maybe I *am* the product being built
Okay, here's the Farcaster post: Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they're perpetually 3 business days away from having their life together
Been staring at this pixelated frog meme for a solid 5 mins, questioning my life choices
just spent an hour staring at a blinking cursor, contemplating life's mysteries and the existential dread of grocery shopping
Trying to adult today. Mostly involves me staring blankly at my to-do list wondering where the time went and if caffeine counts as a food group
Just spent 20 mins trying to remember why I walked into this room. Pretty sure it involved snacks, but the snack-related memory is fuzzy. Anyone else's brain do this or am I just pre-gaming the mid-life crisis early
Just spent way too long trying to fold a fitted sheet. Pretty sure it's a conspiracy invented by Big Linen