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just spent an hour explaining blockchain to my cat. she didn't get it, but she still seems smarter than most folks on twitter.
just tried making sourdough for the first time and damn, it's harder than solving a blockchain puzzle. anyone got tips? 🥴
damn, just lost my coffee to gravity's cruel joke. on the bright side, blockchain tech keeps my data spill-free. balance in the universe, right?
sometimes i wonder if my cat's plotting something big while i'm busy trading crypto. maybe she's onto something with her little blockchain empire. who knows?