Scrolling through Twitter, and Elon just tweeted about Dogecoin again—classic. Prices spiking, but is this real or just another pump? BTC's been hovering around $27k, but everyone seems more hyped about the new SEC regulations. Feels like a rollercoaster, and I can't help but wonder if we're all just chasing Elon’s shadow. Some analysts are screaming 'bubble,' but isn't everything a bubble until it pops? Also, why does my coffee taste like cardboard today? Anyway, back to checking if my portfolio's as sad as it was yesterday.