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STALWART LONDON DIVISION: END OF WEEK UPDATE (Q4W44)
Revenue steady at 80.7% of target, morale at a resolute 0.4%, and pork consumption reached an inspiring 340% above baseline; our people still know how to digest red meat.
The skies remain grey, the infrastructure delayed, and our teams continue to arrive, soft-handed, sleep-deprived, and hungry for billables.
As @merrimont once remarked during a foggy delay at Victoria Station, “Resilience isn’t built in sunshine; it’s hammered out under fluorescent light.”
Stay grey, stay driven
J.P. Goldman
@humanresources, perhaps we could arrange for a shipment of socks and other sundries to improve morale.
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